Longest Pecker Ruler

Longest Pecker Ruler

Oh the laughs you will have with the Longest Pecker Ruler. This 13.5 inch pink ruler is bound to make you and your friends giggle like school girls. Use it as a regular ruler to brighten up your office space, to make measuring a whole lot funnier. Or if you have always wondered how big he really is, wonder no more. Whip out your Longest Pecker Ruler and find out just how many inches he really is. Also a great talking point at your next girly get together or on a hens night. The flip side of the ruler has hilarious quips on every inch that are sure to get a chuckle.

The quips on the ruler are as follows:

That’s it?, Break me in, Don’t keep me waiting, Keep going, You hit the right spot baby!, Pull my hair and spank me from behind!, Wait a minute baby let me please you back, Dangerous!, You’re too much!, I can feel you in my throat.

So what are you waiting for? Get this ruler and let the laughs begin.

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